Narrative causality.

[alien_admin]

So while waiting for this for him to warm up I thought we might play some Forum thread games. So I thought we might do some collaborative storytelling. The idea is relatively simple. You can contribute one and only one sentence at a time to the ongoing story. You should do your best to make your sentence make sense with the preceding sentences. The idea is to tell a story that is interesting but also funny and the challenge is the players who come after you. No double posting, so you can post your sentence but you can’t post another one until somebody else has added one.

I will create The first sentence.

In hindsight John wished he had not taken Katy to Bournemouth.

[SpiritCreeper]

He knew in his heart that he was not to blame, but it still happened.

[Nice Berg]

HOW?? He asked himself, how can I stoop this from happening again?

[dad1967]

use a spelling checker, stand up straight and go to Brighton instead.

[Nice Berg]

To be fair if Katy is the problem, then changing destination might not be the solution.